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September 19th, 2025next

September 19th, 2025: I recognize that this hobby is not for everyone. BUT: it is for SOME of the ones.

– Ryan

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September 17th, 2025next

September 17th, 2025: In the other part of my life (writing comics for Star Trek and Marvel and DC Comics) I have four (four!) new books out today! If you head down to your local comic shoppe, be sure to check out KRYPTO: THE LAST DOG OF KRYPTON #4, and/or FANTASTIC FOUR #3, and/or STAR TREK: LOWER DECKS: SECOND CONTACT (the collection of my new run on the book!) AND/OR Deadpool/Batman #1, for a li'l 3-page backup story that brings back something I am really excited to see return! Thus concludes the pitch for Ryan's books here on Ryan's Webzone. :0

– Ryan

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September 15th, 2025next

September 15th, 2025: So earlier T-Rex suggested a new alphabet replacement, and I got an email from Michael L, who wrote:

I took the liberty of finding you the first 26 Garfield comics with no text in them (barring bookkeeping text like dates and signatures ofc) so you don't have to worry about recursively putting Garfield comics inside Garfield comics in order to make them parseable.

I thought this was both amazing AND PRACTICAL, and so with permission I now share this list here with you!!

  • 1978 (Strip #68): The tail ratchet.
  • 1978 (Strip #78): Preparing for the bath.
  • 1978 (Strip #79): The dandelion drying.
  • 1980 (Strip #4): The pin-up posters.
  • 1980 (Strip #48): The tail adjustment. (Sunday)
  • 1980 (Strip #172): Odie ties himself in a knot.
  • 1980 (Strip #180): The door/window prank. (Sunday)
  • 1980 (Strip #198): Sucking the teddy bear's paw.
  • 1980 (Strip #332): Teeth grow into the table.
  • 1981 (Strip #125): The instant rainstorm.
  • 1981 (Strip #147): Fur blown back in the car.
  • 1981 (Strip #175): Paws stuck in the collar.
  • 1981 (Strip #308): Stretching Odie's ear.
  • 1981 (Strip #313): Stuck in the kitty sweater.
  • 1981 (Strip #328): Neck stretches in the window shade.
  • 1982 (Strip #32): Juggling apple cores.
  • 1982 (Strip #39): Slingshot stuck on face.
  • 1982 (Strip #62): Ambushing the hat ornament.
  • 1982 (Strip #64): Devouring the popcorn.
  • 1982 (Strip #73): Swing breaks on head.
  • 1982 (Strip #150): Fishing hook snags tail.
  • 1982 (Strip #151): Garfield becomes Odie's tail.
  • 1982 (Strip #152): Sandwich fillings squish out.
  • 1982 (Strip #167): Cat door hits him in the rear.
  • 1982 (Strip #197): Scale arrow peaks + Garfield's reaction.
  • 1982 (Strip #244): Napkin cape leaves him dangling.

– Ryan

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September 10th, 2025next

September 10th, 2025: Don't worry - I have been to SEVERAL parties so I know what I'm talking about!!

So last week T-Rex suggested a new alphabet replacement, and I got an email from Michael L, who wrote:

I took the liberty of finding you the first 26 Garfield comics with no text in them (barring bookkeeping text like dates and signatures ofc) so you don't have to worry about recursively putting Garfield comics inside Garfield comics in order to make them parseable.

I thought this was both amazing AND PRACTICAL, and so with permission I now share this list here with you!!

  • 1978 (Strip #68): The tail ratchet.
  • 1978 (Strip #78): Preparing for the bath.
  • 1978 (Strip #79): The dandelion drying.
  • 1980 (Strip #4): The pin-up posters.
  • 1980 (Strip #48): The tail adjustment. (Sunday)
  • 1980 (Strip #172): Odie ties himself in a knot.
  • 1980 (Strip #180): The door/window prank. (Sunday)
  • 1980 (Strip #198): Sucking the teddy bear's paw.
  • 1980 (Strip #332): Teeth grow into the table.
  • 1981 (Strip #125): The instant rainstorm.
  • 1981 (Strip #147): Fur blown back in the car.
  • 1981 (Strip #175): Paws stuck in the collar.
  • 1981 (Strip #308): Stretching Odie's ear.
  • 1981 (Strip #313): Stuck in the kitty sweater.
  • 1981 (Strip #328): Neck stretches in the window shade.
  • 1982 (Strip #32): Juggling apple cores.
  • 1982 (Strip #39): Slingshot stuck on face.
  • 1982 (Strip #62): Ambushing the hat ornament.
  • 1982 (Strip #64): Devouring the popcorn.
  • 1982 (Strip #73): Swing breaks on head.
  • 1982 (Strip #150): Fishing hook snags tail.
  • 1982 (Strip #151): Garfield becomes Odie's tail.
  • 1982 (Strip #152): Sandwich fillings squish out.
  • 1982 (Strip #167): Cat door hits him in the rear.
  • 1982 (Strip #197): Scale arrow peaks + Garfield's reaction.
  • 1982 (Strip #244): Napkin cape leaves him dangling.

– Ryan

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September 8th, 2025next

September 8th, 2025: The bold return of Tiny Batman Head! Only now I've written for DC so uh it's even MORE important that we all just BE COOL ABOUT THIS

– Ryan

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