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October 29th, 2025: All I know about the Everest Eliminator is that he's REAL. – Ryan | ||
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October 29th, 2025: All I know about the Everest Eliminator is that he's REAL. – Ryan | ||

Everything immediately coated in dog hair, as it should be
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October 27th, 2025: This comic is inspired by TEEEEEETH. – Ryan | ||
Good morning, afternoon, and evening!
We're doing some database and other light server maintenance this weekend (upgrading the version of MySQL we use in particular, but also probably doing some CDN work.)
I expect all of this to be pretty invisible except for some small "couple of minute" blips as we switch between machines, but there's a chance you will notice something untoward. I'll keep an eye on comments as per usual.
Ta for now!
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October 24th, 2025: Hahah so uh yeah THIS IS ME, SORRY. Here's one of the jewels that was stolen! And here's MY photo of those exact jewels just the day before! But I was there for innocent reasons, HONEST – Ryan | ||
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October 22nd, 2025: This continues the tale of Timmy, who you'll remember we first encountered in 2013 and then 2018! In 2018 I said you'd have to read for six more years to find out what Timmy did next and I didn't lie! You had to read for six more years and then some extra time too. Thanks to Jan for the reminder!! – Ryan | ||
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October 17th, 2025: Today I fly back from Paris! So far I can say it IS indeed a pretty good town. That's right: I said it. I am prepared to go on the record with the sentiment that Paris is "pretty good". CANCEL ME IF YOU MUST – Ryan | ||