i haven't stopped thinking about the everest eliminator since february 5th 2007 and I SUSPECT I'M NO
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October 29th, 2025: All I know about the Everest Eliminator is that he's REAL. – Ryan | ||
Laundry Day

Everything immediately coated in dog hair, as it should be
Flashback OVER

Yay and Steve now have something in common
okay teeth are probably worth it but COME ON
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October 27th, 2025: This comic is inspired by TEEEEEETH. – Ryan | ||
Database maintenance
Good morning, afternoon, and evening!
We're doing some database and other light server maintenance this weekend (upgrading the version of MySQL we use in particular, but also probably doing some CDN work.)
I expect all of this to be pretty invisible except for some small "couple of minute" blips as we switch between machines, but there's a chance you will notice something untoward. I'll keep an eye on comments as per usual.
Ta for now!
parisian heist comics (PART ONE OF ???) (ONLY TIME WILL TELL??)
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October 24th, 2025: Hahah so uh yeah THIS IS ME, SORRY. Here's one of the jewels that was stolen! And here's MY photo of those exact jewels just the day before! But I was there for innocent reasons, HONEST – Ryan | ||
Timmy is BACK and ALMOST ON SCHEDULE
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October 22nd, 2025: This continues the tale of Timmy, who you'll remember we first encountered in 2013 and then 2018! In 2018 I said you'd have to read for six more years to find out what Timmy did next and I didn't lie! You had to read for six more years and then some extra time too. Thanks to Jan for the reminder!! – Ryan | ||
AWS outage
Edit: all services are running as of 16:12 CDT, but there is definitely still a backlog of notifications to get through.
Edit 2: and at 18:20 CDT everything's been running normally for about the last hour.
No Ego-Searching

nothing good has ever come from ego-searching










